That's intense
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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