awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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