Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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