your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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