chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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