he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think people are normalizing furries
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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