yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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