Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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