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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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