Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm at about main and main street
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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