"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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