just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
