At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just cropdusted the office
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize