We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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