areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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