I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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