She said her name was "party"
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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