You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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