You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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