Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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