we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize