She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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