I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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