Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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