did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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