YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
