Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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