The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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