she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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