guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Farmville is her only friend.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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