And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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