Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You should frame my arrest warrant.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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