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He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I AM VODKA MAN
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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