i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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