so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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