they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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