last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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