Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
porn star boner night. come get it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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