So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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