Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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