She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
if you like me you must not know who I am
Fuck appropriateness.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize
