Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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