so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
kristin has been a bad kristin
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Everyone says I win the strip club
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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