I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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