Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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