Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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