it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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