It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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