Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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