Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
