Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just had sex on a roof
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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