They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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