I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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