id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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