I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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