Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Oh god it's open bar.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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