She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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