I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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